Q) Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
A) Because they come in bunches!
Q) What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?
A) A potato with watery eyes!
Q) What do you get when you cross a tree with a genius?
A) Albert Pinestein!
Q) Why did the corn stalk get mad at the farmer?
A) He kept pulling its ears!
Q) How does a ghost eat an apple?
A) By goblin it!
Q) What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
A) A banana shake!
Q) What is King Kong's favorite food?
A) Ape-ricots!
Q) When is an apple a grouch?
A) When it's a crab apple!
Q) What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A) A neck-tarine!
Q) What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
A) A tooty fruity!
Q) What room can be eaten?
A) A mushroom!
Q) What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
A) Slippers!
(All jokes above were taken from "Alexander The Grape: Fruit And Vegetable Jokes" by Charles Keller. Englewood Cliffs, N.J., Prentice-Hall, c1982.)
For more fruit and vegetable jokes, check out:
"Alexander The Grape: Fruit And Vegetable Jokes" by Charles Keller. Englewood Cliffs, N.J., Prentice-Hall, c1982.
Vegetable Joke Websites
http://vric.ucdavis.edu/history/joke.HTM
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/category?c=24
